Scene, sometime last weekend, during Family Movie Night:
It's the weekend, we decided to order pizza delivery, and it arrives. The spouse answers the door, the kid grabs the cat, I monitor the cat holding while the spouse disappears into the kitchen with the pizza. Eventually I convince the kid to free the cat and proceed into the kitchen to retrieve some pizza.
There's a suspicious paper bag labeled French Fries on top of the pizza boxes, so I investigate. Calamari!
Me: "You got calamari! And it's not even my birthday! You're the best."
Spouse: "Well, we are watching The Little Mermaid, so I thought it was fitting."
HAH!
I love it!
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